In presenting a variety of unique salad-related content our goal is to entertain but also educate! So here are some knock-knock jokes based on different varieties of lettuce you might find in your tossed salad.
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who’s there?
LEAF!
Leaf who?
LEAF YOUR KEY UNDER THE MAT SO I CAN COME BY LATER AND SNEAK IN!
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who’s there?
ROMAINE!
Romaine who?
ROMAINE CALM!
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who’s there?
ICEBERG!
Iceberg who?
ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!*
*This joke sourced from “A Large Bound Volume Of Unquestionably Tasteless Titanic Gags”, published 1919 by Houghton Mifflin.
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who’s there?
ARUGULA!
Arugula who?
ARUGULA STAND AROUND ALL DAY OR ARUGULA LET ME IN?!
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who’s there?
KALE!
Kale who?
KALE MEEEEE…ON THE LINE, YOU CAN KALE ME, KALE ME ANYTIIIIIME…
The phrase blue cheese oh, sounds like a sneeze. Blueeeeeeee cheese
Bahahahahahaha!